I was going to sleep in another 90 minutes this morning, but then my back felt too stiff and sore, so I rolled over and checked Twitter on my phone. Turns out it was a good idea to have done so, because look:

For those who don’t know who Machiavelli is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machiavelli

He’s best known for writing The Prince, which is a book that resulted in his name becoming synonymous with lying, scheming, manipulative assholes. Some argue, comparing it some of his other work, that it was written as satire or with an ironic slant. (Not hipster ironic. Literary ironic.)

Those two links gave us the most creeperific pictures to date (or at least, when you’re half-asleep, they’re pretty damn creeperific):

If I’m not mistaken, the two pictures are MRI scans. It’s been a while since I’ve had one done, but they generally look like this. I’m also beginning to think, based on the profile, that it’s an MRI scan of a fish. Don’t hold me to that, though; I haven’t had coffee yet.

But then, we briefly had a tweet from none other than Agent Cherri Cola, over which there was much confusion and rejoicing.

I had to screencap it from someone else’s Twitter feed because sadly, it seems that tweet was actually meant for Tommy Chow Mein. Shortly after first appearing on Agent Cherri’s feed it vanished and reappeared on his. Note:

(Truth: I love New Twitter’s feature of embedding the media in a tweet.)

So it looks like Agent Cherri might still be dead or at least MIA. Also, it looks like th person in the picture is, uh, missing an arm. Draw your own conclusions.

And lastly but not leastly we have even a tweet from DJ Hot Chimp:

I got nothing here.