So in the time between the reveal of the ~mysterious phone number and as recently as…yesterday, let’s say, several sharp-eared desertkids have begun transcribing what they hear in the message. In the interest of record-keeping, here are the ones that I know of (because of other people tipping me off). Click the x to be taken to the post on their respective blogs.
goaskjesus (x):
Recorded the transmission phone call (using gmails free voice chat service)
http://www.mediafire.com/?pc18xwcd2pm5e5x
Transcription (not official - transcribed myself):
Zone report: Station Fury (still unsure)
2 units, X class being mobilized near route guano exit 7A. Area is to be avoided. Regroup at gamma base for reassignment.
Draculoids recon cluster spotted near drop point B, site it to be abandoned until further information becomes available.
BLI enforcer parties are increasing near the artificial border.
2 units raided jones town, 6 dead.
Draculoids interrogation unit enters the green queen general supply near traders cove. 15 dead. 4 wounded. Plans to retake position on are hold until further recon can be established.
Stand by for message: *morse code*EDIT: see these post for further details http://floatingartery.tumblr.com/post/11113750167/all-killjoys-i-called-with-california-2019 + http://boxer-comix.com/blog/?p=365
This post and the others I’m about to quote also mention the info provided by user floatingartery, which I reblogged a couple days ago.
limonene-tree (x):
*LOUD FEEDBACK NOISE* [Typing sounds in the background throughout, and it appears that the person speaking is reading off the message as it’s typed out.]
Zone report, Station Fury. 2 units X class being mobilized near Route Guano exit 7A, area is to be avoided, regroup at Gamma Base for reassignment. Draculoids recon cluster spotted near drop point B, site to be abandoned until further information becomes available. BLI enforcement parties are increasing near the artificial forest. 2 units raided Jonestown, 6 dead. Draculoid interrogation unit entered the Three-Point General Supply near Traitor’s Cove. 16 dead, 4 wounded. Plans to retake position are on hold until further recon can be established. Stand by for message.
[Cease typing sounds.] *BEEP* *MORSE CODE* *BEEP*
This one links to both the goaskjesus transcription and the information provided by floatingartery.
i-am-unamused-by-your-toroshit (x):
This transcriber also provides a little speculation on when the call is set, which I thought was interesting. I’ll refrain on further commentary because I’ve only personally listened to the audio once (because I’ve been busy with non-Dangerverse-y things of late).
Ok guys, I just spent however long it was since you last heard from me figuring this out. There’s still a few blank spaces, but I’m a lot closer now.
New report, Station 40. _______, ______ [class?] immobilised near [block?] 10 has success today who were previously winning to prevent human beings from reassignment. Draculoid’s recon quester was brought in near drop point A. Take the advantage until further information becomes available. BLI enforcement parties are retreating near the the artificial port. _________ . Draculoid interrogation unit entered at 3:05 near [sounds a lot like traitors?] who seem dead or wounded. Plan to retake position or onfall until further recons can be established. Stand by for message. *MORSE CODE*
Basically, it’s set after the SING video, and killjoys come in and storm BL/ind. Whoever it is that’s broadcasting this is giving the killjoys advice on what’s happening where so they can decide what they’re going to do next. A Drac spy was captured at Drop Point A, and the Drac interrogation unit have come to interrogate the Drac. The killjoys are winning.
That’s what I gathered, at least. I think some of the blanks I have are names. Any help is very much appreciated. :)
So that’s what I’ve got so far. Compare, contrast, discuss… I’m off to go listen to the audio three or four times to see if I hear anything new. Based on my initial listen, I’m not sure if the audio is after the “SING” video or before, but I’m hoping that maybe it’ll become clearer with enough listens.
This dude right here. You might recognise him from those awkward photos a fashion blog took of him and Gerard while they were innocently taking a walk (and, I suspect, coming up with new insanely amazing ideas). He was in Pencey Prep with Frank, and later on did merch for MCR on tour. He’s also a writer.
Only the blog was created in March of 2011, and the tweet was made in 2010… At this point I would like to add that I have no idea what anything on that blog is supposed to mean, or how it relates to the Dangerverse. But anyway, let’s get back to Agent Cherri Cola:
This one may not mean anything, but they both said ‘Pop!’ and in my mind, it makes sense for News A Go Go to say it (the way I see it, it’s like a way to end a transmission, since it’s supposed to be a radio station), but I don’t know why Shaun would say it out of the blue like that. I
Fourth wall? What fourth wall?!
I could be wrong about that, though. I just wanted to mention it in case someone knows what the hell it means. I remember people discussing calendars in relation to that picture, but if I knew anything else about it, I’ve forgotten it now.)
That’s right, I just had to casually mention something I’d found on Shaun’s page (and yes, I realise it’s creepy, but all’s fair in 
And that picture of all the accounts in one place (which was originally posted by Tommy Chow Mein) is a screenshot from an iPhone… posted via iPhone as well.
